can anyone tell me a good hindi jokes?

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Here R Some Jokes:

*:)Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai

Mohit : - Beta vo abhi wo yai Joke padh raha hai.

*:)Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

*:)Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi

aankho se ansoo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

*:)Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye

bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye

jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite

to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

*:)Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

(I Dont wanted to be rude!..This are Only Some Jokes)

Hope U Like it!...Have a Good Day..