What is your funniest coming out experiance?

I rang my Dad and told him i had met the person i was going to spend the rest of my life with.....oh, and it's a WOMAN.

He laughed and said 'We were wondering when you were going to figure it out'.

I was 35 at the time, so my parents had been waiting a while for me to come out.

I came downstairs one morning and my mom was just sitting in her recliner. I sat in a chair opposite from her and a few minutes later I just blurted out during a moment of silence, "By the way, I'm a lesbian". She didn't say anything for a few minutes but she began to rock back and forth like a mad woman, lmao...it was funny at the time.

A not yet out friend of mine was giving me a ride home, and I was complaining to him about some girls who had asked me for his number. The whole ride I complained about how many girls liked him and finally said like "God, Matt, if you don't just go get a girlfriend everyone is going to think you're gay," while I was getting out of the car. And then while I was shutting the door, he calmly said, "I am." And drove off. Luckily he didn't hear me scoff. It took a phonecall from him later that night to realize he was serious. xD

Lol I had a walk in closet at the time, so I used it. I'll never forget Amy, "But you were the straight one!" (I was the last of several friends to come out.)

Depending on your friend's sense of humor the cocaine joke might work, it might not....

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I can't say any reactions were particularly funny. My mom's reaction was something between disbelief and relief, although she did make sure to warn me to be careful not to get AIDS (thanks Mom!). My siblings were mostly "so?" and my dad's response was "that would be hard", because we were talking about being gay in the Boy Scouts (I had decided to resign my membership).

I got caught having sex with the girl I was seeing at the time so I never really had to "come out" and say it haha.

i told my freind shayna whos 29 and i tell her evry thing, im 15 btw

any way i called her i said do you have a moment? she said yes i do whats up? i said you know how i wanted to tell you somthing ? she said yes, then i said well , long puzz i was thinking im my head ohh **** ohh **** ohh **** what if she hates me **** dos she know all rady? then i trid to say it with the phone coved shayna im gay shhayynna imm gay the i held teh phone up to my mouth and said shayna im gay shivering and studring like hell, she said ok her tone did not change at all. the i said did you here me? she said yes. i said and ? she said it dosnet botherme colin i cant say i dident suspectc it but i have lot of gay freinds so it dos not bother me at all. then she said you remmeber bens mom ( her mother in law ) i said ya, tehn say said well you know shes gay, i said ohh ya i remeberr that. any way i was so scarrd but shes helped me a lot, i might even come our to my parents this weekend on N.C.O.D.

I told my best friend I was bi and she was ok for it. Then on Monday she looks at me and practically screams "OMFG YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT UP THE BUTT!!!!" =O!!!! Really funny because we were in class.

Hmm

I wouldn't exactly call their reactions "funny"...

Quite the opposite actually.