Which is your preferred airline? Why?

Cathay Pacific. Great stewardesses, great food, very comfortable seating, very rarely late and when you are flying out of London you know you are going to a fabulous place, namely Hong Kong.....

AA (American Airlines):

1. Always Awful

2. Abort! Abort!

AI (Air India):

Allah Informed

Alitalia:

1. Always Late In Takeoff/ Transit; Always Late In Arrival

2. Air Line In Tokyo And Luggage In Amsterdam

3. Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta

4. A Little Italian Tit And Lotsa Italitan ***

5. A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude

American:

1. A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now

2. Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps And Nausea

BA:

1. Bloody Awful

2. British Apoplectic

BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.):

1. Better- Off On A Camel

2. Bloody, Old And Careless

3. Better On A Camel

4. Blast Off And Crash

BWIA:

1. Baggage Wandering In Africa

2. Better Walk If you're Able

3. Born to Wait In Airports

4. But Will I Arrive?

CAAC (Chinese Avation Airline Company):

1. Chinese Airlines Always Cancel

2. China Airlines Always Crashes

CAI (Canadian Aitlines International):

1. Crash And Ignite

2. Call Ambulance Immediately

3. Circle Airport Indefinitely

4. Cruise Above Iceland

5. Cancel Alaskan Itinerary

6. Call Attendants " Idiots"

7. Check All Items

8. Co-pilots Are Imbeciles

9. Casual Atmosphere Inside

DELTA:

1. Doesn't Even/ Ever Leave The Airport

2. Don't Even Let Them Aboard

3. Departing Even Later Than Anticipated

4. Damaged Engines Limit Take-off Ability

5. Departures Extra- Late, Tardy Arrivals

6. Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta

7. Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard

8. Doesn't Experiences Like This Andrenalize?

9. Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly

El Al:

1. Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing

2. Every Landing Always Late/ Lousy

3. Everyones Luggage Always Lost

LUFTHANSA:

1. Let Us F*ck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available?

2. Let Us Fiddle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

3. Let Us F*ck The Hostess And Never See Again

PAN AM:

1. Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad

2. Passengers Always Need A Mortician

3. Pilots Are Not A Must

4. Poor Airline Needs Any Money

Qantas:

1. Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards

2. Queasy And Nauseous, Tired And Sick

3. Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards

4. Quick And Nasty Transportation, Australian Style

5. Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely

6. Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?

7. Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship

TWA (Transworld Airlines):

1. Travel Without Arrival

2. Try Walking, As*hole

3. Try Walking Again/ Across

4. The Worst Airline

5. Took Wrong Airline

6. Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective)

7. Travel With Arabs

8. Terrorist Welcome Aboard

9. Terrorists With Arms

10. Teenie Weenie Airlines

11. Traveling Without Air

12. Tiny Wings Aflappin'!!!

13. That Was Accidental

14. That Was Awful

15. Try With Another

16. Today's Worst Airline

17. Tomorrow We'll Arrive

18. Tomorrow's Widebody Accident

19. Totally Wasted Airlines

United:

1. U Need Insurance That Exempts Death

2. Usually Not Enclined To Eliminate Disasters

U.S. Airways...OK, actually they're not "preferred," but up until very recently, when you were flying in or out of Pittsburgh International, U.S.Airways was about the only way to get nonstops to most places.

Now after three rounds of contract concessions and three rounds of Allegheny County government kissing their greedy @$$€$, they've gone ahead and drastically reduced their service to the 'Burgh, and some other airlines are moving in.

Serves the slimy b@$t@rd$ right. Actually, I guess my "preferred" airline at this point is Anybody But U.S. Airways.

I feel you can be lucky here,have a good flight, and love that airline.

On the other hand however you might be unlucky.

I've flown with several airlines and never had a bad experience.I guess I'm one of the lucky ones.

Two recent ones,B.A.and Virgin,both very good.

Singapore Airline. Because more comfortable and cool.

It used to be Southwest Airlines. But when I was on my way back from Disney World, my plane was making strange noises. I asked them what was wrong. They told me it was the penguins and kicked me out of the plane (note: we were already landed when they told us this).

i could certainly choose a greater moderen airline pronounced as Virgin usa, yet i visit additionally bypass with southwest cuz they fly to greater places than Virgin usa. After those, i visit bypass with United cuz my mom and dad have their usual flyer credit card and that i will get a unfastened cost ticket at last.

For my Domestic Travel I always prefer Jet Airways! I've been flying with them since my childhood and they are my personal favorite now!

For International Travel, I'd choose KLM for their lovely livery! Or Emirates for their fleet and quality!

all of them suck. the major ones are way too expensive and the "discount" airlines even charge for a glass of water these days. and the delays and other BS is getting worse all the time.

It WAS qantas, but not anymore!

They've had 5 accidents in the past 10 months