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Joe K
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Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Here's a joke for please rate?

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A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    after reading a couple of jokes here, this is the only one that made me laugh!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    6 out of 10 =)

    Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?

    A canoe tips

  • 1 decade ago

    That was quite funny, I would rate it 6 out of 10

    xx

  • 1 decade ago

    9 of 10

    because if the clerk would've been me, i def would've said the same thing to ease the situation big LOL.and star for u dear.

    this one is going to stick with me for today

    thank you

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    10 out of 10

    Thanks for the laugh!

    2008 Election

    Is this the best

    either party has to offer

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol thats funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats funny && sad lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Good stuff

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao!!! thats the best one this morning so far!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    that's funny in a sick twisted way!!!! good one.

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