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Joe K
Lv 5
Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

I have a new joke to rate?

Italian Girl....

For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

'Send extra sauce.

I found this at www.ticklemewithjokes.com

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That is too cute! A good morning laugh with my good morning coffee! thank you and I will check out that site! *.* On a scale from 1-10. with 10 being the highest that you could rate, I would rate it as a 7.75! lol

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha, thats brilliant! 9/10

  • 1 decade ago

    HA HA HA HA~~!!!!

    tha Italian lady is cooking delicous ha ha ha ha~~~~!!!!!!!! lolzzz

    that was hilarious~~!! classic ~~!!!

    that was a grand realize ~~!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Made me chuckle.

  • 1 decade ago

    what were the meatballs?

    that was funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    that's good. really funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, that was good! :D

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaha

    awesome.!!

    post more

    luving it :-)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that's great!

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