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Joe K
Lv 5
Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Tell me how you like this joke?

5 bucks

Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler.

She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, "I think I broke his gambling".

The father asked how and she said, "He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money."

"DAMN!" said the father.

"What's wrong?", the teacher asked. Little Johnny's father said, "This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That is pretty funny, did you make that up? If so...I want to hear more!

  • 1 decade ago

    Clever

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hey ! that joke has possibilities. Next time I wanna someone's butt I'll use that!

  • 1 decade ago

    little johnny jokes are the best

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  • 1 decade ago

    You are the lucky person to get me to 1000 points and up me to the next level thanks a lot

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha thats a good one

  • niho
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh God that was hilarious.

  • 1 decade ago

    HA! thats really funny! i like.. i like,,

  • 1 decade ago

    Gross, but funny. It made me laugh!

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