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Joe K
Lv 5
Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Time to rate another joke please?

The Blonde Deputy

A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

After a series of questions that the blonde failed, the sheriff asked in desperation one final question:

"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The blonde looked a little surprised, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted:

"I don't know!"

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to a restaurant where some friends were waiting to hear the results of the

interview.

The blonde couldn't be happier.

"It's my first day on the job, and it went great. I'm already working on a murder case!"

found at www.ticklemewithjokes.com

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    9/10

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 7/10!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Love it~~

    8/10 :)

  • 1 decade ago

    seven/10

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol never heard it before, and it's really funny, lol made me laugh. thanks for tickling me with this joke out of five i give is a 3.5 because i've heard better ones, but still it's funny

  • 1 decade ago

    i heard it before but still it is at least an eight! star

  • 1 decade ago

    its fantastic

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