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Vibrator joke?

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied,

"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close

as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.

"

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other

side of the closed bedroom door.

Upon entering the room, he observed his

daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

When he questioned her as

to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,

unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband!

Please, go away and leave me alone.

"

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the

groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing noise

coming from, of all places, the family room.

She cautiously entered that

area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with

the vibrator next to him buzzing like crazy.

The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm

watching the ball game with my son-in-law.

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  • .
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LMAO! That's great Steve!

    How've you been?

  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    Hilarious!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Wrap it up as a christmas present and then give it someone saying it was from someone else ie. Give it to your friend and says its from her mom - or just put it under the tree so no-one knows its you

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Power
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That is a great one..I will have to share it will all those who think there is no hope for them after age 35...

  • 1 decade ago

    My sides hurt and tears are squirting from my eyes, that was very good!

    Do you mind if I borrow this joke as I know someone who might also appreciate it?

    Thanks!

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice one son

  • 1 decade ago

    H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!

    I swear Steve, I was tripping for a minute...like where is this going?!!

    Hahahaha...LOL..."with my son-in-law"

    Thanks, I needed a laugh and this is a good one to share tomorrow morning.

    Peace!

  • 1 decade ago

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Okay...THAT was a good joke xD...perfect to start off the week since I'm reading this on "Dreaded Monday" xD

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant telling that to my friends tomorrow :) xx

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