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Joe K
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Joe K asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Please rate this joke for me?

New Boss

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money do you make a week? A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, I make $400 a week. Why?

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back.

'Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?

"From across the room came a voice,

'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    oh that is funny 8.5 out of 10

  • 1 decade ago

    7/10

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, that was kinda funny ill give you a 6 fom 1-10!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh, wow. That was unexpected. (:

    6/10.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Way old one...but still one of my all-time favorites!

    9 on my scale!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha... too much humiliation for a new boss haha... the company should get rid of him too lol.

    star for you!

  • 1 decade ago

    funny i havnt heard that one before

  • 1 decade ago

    wow he just got screwed lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    o ok. lol. took a second. lol. thats funny

  • 1 decade ago

    thats funny!!

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