Do you think it will be nice for someone to call you a fat monkey if they don't know you?

if someone called me a big fat monkey then i think i would have to just laugh. it's so immature it sounds funny

4/10

Ah, the United Parcel Service. Brown. No matter what their ads say, they suck a big fat ***.

I was out of town most of today, and while gone it occurred to me that I was supposed to get a package today. I log on to their website to track the package, and indeed it was "out for delivery", and had been since 7:17am on Friday (the day it was supposed to be delivered).

In light of this, I elected to come home prematurely because this package is something I need, right? So I come home late at night and stop by the concierge desk. No package. What?

I went upstairs to my loft, once again logged on to the UPS website and found that the delivery has been rescheduled for Monday!

Keep in mind this is a residential delivery. UPS makes residential deliveries until 7 in the evening. So this package was on the ******* truck for 12 hours and somehow they couldn't get it to my place. That's really odd to me because my desk is right by the window, and said window overlooks the front of the building. When I'm working at home on weekdays, UPS trucks are coming and going all damn day long. Incompetent pricks.

What's more is I live merely blocks from downtown Dallas. I bet they have thousands and thousands of deliveries downtown on any given day. Yet they cannot deliver my package.

This is not the first time I have had trouble with these bastards. They suck in a very big way.

DO NOT USE UPS. THEY CANNOT BE COUNTED ON. I have literally had much better service from the post office than UPS has ever given me. They don't even have a telephone number on their website! They know there's so many complaints they couldn't handle the call volume, that's why.

Addendum (02/28/08):

A reader named Amy was kind of enough to e-mail me this, which some of you may find helpful:

I feel your pain. After multiple problems with UPS, I did some searching and found the corporate office phone number.

United Parcel Svc Inc

55 Glenlake Pkwy NE, Atlanta, GA

404-828-6000

Call D. Scott Davis, the CEO, I’m sure he’d love to hear from you. I plan on posting this info on as many sites as I can since UPS makes it so damn difficult to speak with someone who doesn’t just repeat, “I’m sorry, but that’s our policy”. I don’t know why they add in “so f**k you!”

Good luck and I hope you get to talk to the high & mighty Mr. Davis, I did. I have a feeling he doesn’t like me very much.

This shouldn't even be a question! Name calling isn't nice period!!

no way, id punch hm in the face

thats just accured! O_o

no,

but eh, sometimes the truth hurts.

wtf..it's messed up to say that to anyone even if you know them.

no most people dont take that as a compliment...

What the fvck?

How old is she?