Name a situation in which hamsters assaulted you?

my daughter got 2 for her birthday when she was 12. 2 or 3 weeks later she came from school and tried to get one of them out, he was apparently sleeping fairly well and she thought he was dead. being the responsible pet owner she wrapped him up in a garbage bag and took him outside and put him in the garbage can, when my husband got home from work he wondered what the black thing was crawling around the yard heading to the house....yes it was the dead hamster lol does that count ?

lol

My sister's hamster - the only one that didn't get eaten by our rat terrier withing week - beat me haunches all up about a year ago!