Ladies, what's the stupidest thing your man has ever asked you?

my last boyfriend (the king of stupid) asked me once if girls liked the way it felt when they put a tampon in.

Oh man. It's a toss up between "How do I clean a bathtub?" and "Should I take you to the doctor?" (I was just having period cramps)

I'd love him no matter what he asked....actually no, I take that back. If he said, "I just killed a whole bunch of people and ate them, wanna go see a movie?" I think I'd head for the hills.

there are maximum of issues i could assist you be conscious of yet that's certainly one of my favorites. My husband is a hunter and one time he cam residing house along with his hood from his coat in a bag by using fact while he grow to be in the woods and had to do his doody, properly it landed in his hood. All i could say grow to be thank god the hood unzipped.

We weren't going out yet, but the day my grandma died (like somehow EVERYONE knew she was dying) but i came to school crying and when he came up he looked at me crying, i tried to cover up all the tears, and he asked, "are you ok?" lol umm noooo XD but i love him, even if he does ask obvious questions =P

mine is so crazy. we live in an apartment building and when we hear a car drive up he ask me "who's that?". i am sitting on the sofa looking at the tv and can't even see out the window, how in the hell am i supposed to know who that is?! also when a car drives by and honks he ask "who's that?" once again, i can't see the car - how in the hell am i supposed to know who that is?!! when the phone rings and i can't see the caller id he ask "who's that" once again....

I asked "I just killed a whole bunch of people and ate them, wanna go see a movie?". And then the movie was "Quarantine".

I haven't heard back from her yet.

oh my god i lost track..so i cant think of the stupidest. umm

wow its more stupid statements then questions i guess and they are too embarassing to say on here..even tho i am anonymous!

lol!

He comes out with a stupid question everyday!

They make me love him a little bit more everytime he asks one though, cus its cute and dopey :)

my friend asked a girl if she had surgery to make her boobs look bigger

when she said no

he then asked her to take the tissue out of her bra

when she punched him

he asked what did i do wrong

my old bf use to leave all the price tags on the things that he got me and then ask what was wrong with doing that...typical guy! lol