What do you say to your mother-in-law who has just heard you having sex?

i would say, "damn woman, did he tear yours up too?"

i doubt she'll give her son the evil eye, he's probably perfect in her eyes. i wouldnt say anything about it, id just carry on as normal. although im pretty sure id want the ground to swallow me every time i saw her.... (:

Lol wait... if she's your mother in law, then you're married, right? I think she gave away her right to give either of you the stink eye when you said "I do!" lol

Hmm your hearing things. You should really go to the doctor, get your ears checked out or must just be old age love

hahaha...that's funny!!!

nothing...you shouldn't explain yourself to anyone in that instance! It's you and your hubby's choice to do it when you want!! if she gave me the evil eye...i'd give her a good piece of my mind, unless we did it at her house...then i'd back off a little bit! but still...get thicker walls grandma..sheesh!

Nothing. You're married. And if she doesn't like it she should keep her ear away from closed doors or learn to use an mp3 player.

nothing, just smile and eventually she will lighten up. He could have been with someone or something else that would have been appalling to her but right now she's not thinking of that of course.

I AGREE WITH The Fortunate One

I would thank her for gracing the world with her well endowed son

Nothing at all it is normal to have sex with your partner

You don't have to justify it, you are two consenting adults. She should feel awkward for having walked in, not u!