here's a few things to think about?

Now you have really asked some really great questions. Some of these questions bothered me so much that I done the same as you and researched to find the answers. Now all of them I can't answer but some of them I can. So here I go!

We press harder on the remote control in hopes to get the last of the juice out of the batteries!....hehehehehe!

Acually the overdraft was done for people who actually made a mistake and thought that they had money when they didn't. People just take advantage of this without realizing it is making there credit bad. After so many are done, they can and will close your account if you make it too much of a habbit weather you pay them off or not!

People check if the paint is wet, wondering how long ago the sign was put up. Thinking that it was done hours ago and just checking to see if it was.....Thats why I checked before.....hehehehehe!

They sterolize needles for leathal injections just in case the person doesn't die on the first try..........I was actually was told that, but there hasn't been a case of it though.....hehehehehe!

Tazen has no beard because he was suppose to be sexy and at that time of period beards wasn't sexy! HEHEHEHE!

Superman ducks because he is scared they will hit him in the face.....He's a dork!.....hehehehehe!

There are still apes because we didn't revolve from apes.......just a therory, which is incorrect!

The bubbles might be white but the water is always discolored.......lol!

Yes, I didn't get my mattress on sale......It sucks when i got mine the sale ended two days before I got it.....hehehehehe!

I check the refidgerator because I keep hoping I just over looked something that I was wanting!.....Even if it is empty!......hehehehe!

We don't want to believe our vaccuum sucks!.....Literly!....hehehehe!

Because we try to open the plastic back from the wrong end!....hehehehehe!

The bugs do not have bones so the can suck their body in to fit thru small cracks.

Because we are idiots!.....that is why we always something will hit the floor regardless.....What really sucks sometimes it is best to let the first item fall because usually I break something that is more valuable!....I'm an idiot I admit!.....hehehehe!

Because our body goes into shock over the weather temp. dropping after going through a rough summer!.....Me myself I hate the heat in the summer and winter. My house all year stays cold!....Kids and hubby hates it but I love the heck out of it.....hehehehehe! I pay the bill so I rule the temp!

Because father-in-laws are a joke in their own.....they just don't realize it!.......hehehehehehe!

You know what! That is funny I am the one out of all of my friends with the mental illness!.....You made me laugh my butt off over this one! I loved this one the best!.........hehehehehehe!

Keep them comming I love these!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a great day dear!

You forgot to mention how Atheists murdered over 1.5 million religious people in Cambodia by putting plastic bags over the head of innocent men, women, and children, just because they were not a good Atheist like you. And you forgot to mention how Mao Zedong murdered over 70 million civilians, mostly by ordering his soldiers to line peaceful Chinese people in Chinese villages up, and then they bayoneted people at random, just to show people... the ever so enlightened Atheists are in charge now. And you forgot to mention how the the Atheist Stalin and his Atheist henchmen in Russia, murdered 20 million innocent Russian men, women, and children, because darn it all, they were just not Atheist enough for uncle Joe. And how Atheists have suppressed populations and murdered populations in the world and spread blood and terror far and wide in the world. The biggest terrorists in the World are Atheists... who do you think wrote the modern book on terrorism, it's methods, purposes, and how to do it for maximum effect? If you guessed Atheists, you guessed right. You also forgot to mention that Homosexuals are overwhelming Atheist, especially the hardcore activist Atheists. And you expect the rest of us to bow down at your oh so prescient wisdom, and bend over and make sheep noises, while you despoil our rights, take away our money, and destroy our freedom, like you have done in every country when given half a chance? Sorry to burst your bubble, but most of the great inventions throughout history, and also most of the truly great scientific discoveries were made by religious people, and even those Atheists who did make some discoveries, they were almost always just one or two generations away from extremely religious ethical ancestors. Excuse the rest of us if we decide to opt out of your Atheistic Narcissistic fantasy, where everything you say is true, and everything we say is false. Not everyone wants to follow Atheistic wisdom to the Godless tyranny that always develops. If Atheism is so great then why don't you move to North Korea? Kim Jung ILL would be more than happy to have you live in his country where cannibalism is the primary source of protein. You would be surprised how welcoming a fat Atheist like you would be, by the people of a starving Atheist country like North Korea. Bon appétit. No doubt you will have so much enjoyment explaining your Atheism in North Korea, after they have put an apple in your mouth. Atheism, so welcoming.

Yes they're very interesting. I heard of a story where a guy was about to have his head chopped off; he asked the executioner not to hit the painful boil on his neck.

Hmm, well Tarzan taught himself to shave with a knife, according to Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Why DO we sterilize needles for lethal injection?

wow! that is so true! lol I think I do like all those things! lmao

hahahahhaah! niice i luuv it :]

much luv

blair

hahaha :-D hahaha