Joke: Two Little Old Ladies ?

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Two Little Old Ladies 
 
Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. 
 
The thin one leaned over and said, Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show! 
 
You're on! said the other old lady, holding up a $10.00 bill. 
 
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. 
 
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. 
 
What happened? asked her waiting friend. 
 
I won 1st prize as, Best Dried Arrangement"

Violators will be prosecuted · Accepted Answer

I guess she looked like she had dried rosy ni**les then huh?

corrine · Answer

while i replaced into in severe college I requested an unsightly guy out on a dare… I felt undesirable after, i do no longer think of he had ever been approached by a woman. BQ: rejection is rejection, i'm specific adult males experience a similar way women experience approximately it.

Skank · Answer

thats the best "old lady streaking through flower show" joke 
i've ever heard

Anonymous · Answer

lol jokes, old lady naked. best dried arrangement lol.

Haley · Answer

LOL! ahaha that's a good one.

Anonymous · Answer

LO, that is funny .haha

Anonymous · Answer

LMAO!

You made me smile

loralaey · Answer

lol, good one!!!!!

ladystang · Answer

have to remember this one.  thanks.

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Joke: Two Little Old Ladies ?

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