Does your starship fire photon burritos?

It did until the new Volcano taco came out and made the photon burrito obsolete.

Ha ha funny story! Once I tried using those but the beans totally jammed up my flux-capacitor! So I obviously changed! I tried using lentil soup but it burnt through the holding tank. Eventually I used cheese-its and those things FREAKING KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trust me if you are unhappy with photon burritos use self regenerating cheese-its.

No. Mine fires Rosie O'Donnell's used tampons. They weigh 40 pounds, and have a half-life of 200,000 light years.

No ... I use the more Noxious Gaseous anomaly coming from Taco Bell

Im witht he square dude, those Volcanoe tacos blew those f***ing burritos away

Only from the aft torpedo tubes, and they require about three hours to load. But those puppies are deadly, trust me.

CRAP! Stop bringing this up.... I already told you that my starship cannon broke so I had to replace it a quesadilla laser. You seriously don't have to rub it in that mine broke!..........

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Yes.

nope mine fires mexi rolls with hot sauce.

Yeah, once deployed, they come back silent but deadly.