HERE A FEW Lil Johnny jokes to make you smile!!!?

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1 : Mouthful 


"OK, class....today we will be studying 3 syllable words. Who would like to give an example?" 

Johnny's hand shot up in the air very quickly, "ME, ME...PICK ME!"

"OK, Johnny, go ahead."

"Uh, how about.....masturbate?" Johnny asked.

"WHOA! Very good! That's a mouthful!" The teacher exclaimed.

"NO, NO teacher! A mouthful would be a blo w j o b!" 

2.  Sex ed 


Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. 

"Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. 

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!" 

"Two of them?!" the teacher asked. 

"Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy's teeth!" 

3:  Rubbing for a wish 


A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" 

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. 

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. 

When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. 

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, 

"Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Skulduggery · Accepted Answer

That last one was the best here is another:

Little Johnny was on tour with his uncle. While traveling they run low on fuel and stop at a gas station. Little Johnny watches his uncle pump the gas and asks "Uncle can I pump the gas?"
His uncle replies"No your too young."
"Please!" Little Johnny pleads
"Well, I'll tell you what, can you touch your (gets rude here) dick to your asshole?" he asks
"No I don't think I can."
"Then you can't pump gas"
They fuel up and hit the road again. They travel for a short while before his uncle pulls out a bottle of Vodka. "Uncle," Little Johnny asks,"can I have some Vodka?"
His uncle replies"No Johnny your too young."
"Please!" Little Johnny says
"Well I'll tell you what, can you touch your dick to your asshole?" his uncle asks.
"No I don't think I can..." Little Johnny sighs
"Well then you can't have any vodka"

They keep going for a few hours until the fuel starts to run low yet again. They stop at another gas station and his uncle says "I'll tell you what, I'll go inside and buy you a scratchy ticket and whatever you win you can keep for yourself!"
Little Johnny likes this idead and a few minutes later his uncle returns with his lottery ticket.
His uncle scratches his first.
"Damn nothing!" he sighs
"Oh my gosh!" Little Johnny yells "I won! Look uncle $10,000!!"
his uncle is impressed and says "how about you split that with me 'cause I bought ya the ticket?"
Little Johnny smiles and says "Well uncle, can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
"Well, yes I can!" his uncle boasts
"Then go **** yourself!"


Sorry that was so long lol!

enjoy :)

Anonymous · Answer

Brilliant

Sweet Fanny Adams · Answer

A bit shocking, but funny. I thought the 2nd one was the best :)

Anonymous · Answer

Lil Johnny is a dare devil... 
they are the best...

Brayden&#39;s Mom · Answer

LOL Have a star

Anonymous · Answer

star for u

☻Simple Jack☺ · Answer

lol u get a ZTAR

Anonymous · Answer

where did you get that funny crap from?

Anonymous · Answer

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HERE A FEW Lil Johnny jokes to make you smile!!!?

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