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Dirty Lil Johnny joke...don't read ..very offensive?
Lil' Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... that'll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."Johnny says, "All right."
He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest wanker she's ever seen...it's huge for such a small kid. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his wanker.
She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it." Johnny says, "Not for five bucks you can't."
HaHaHa told you it offensive....and dirty...star if you laugh :)
11 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You must have a terrible sense of humour to love these jokes...
Just like me! Haha, keep up the good work! :D
- prickHEADnCRAZYLv 61 decade ago
ROFLMAO! That is seriously damn funny. SOO SOO DIRTY! the wanker thing makes me laugh
PS: my dad is watching tv and he's close to me, he scold me why I'm laughing so hard, lol. Luckily I closed this program before he reads this! lololol
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL........I laugh so i better give you a star
- Anonymous1 decade ago
OMFG.
hahahahaha! That raised my spirit ^^
