deer joke star if you like !?

a man went hunting and shot a deer.he had it processed and brought it home for his wife to cook for dinner.they decided they would not tell the kids what kid of meat it was they would let them guess.when they sat down for dinner the little boy was dying to know what kind if meat it was, so his father said "it's what your mother calls me sometimes" and his little sister screamed "don't eat it brother it's a**h***'!