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What was the last message in your fortune cookie?

Update:

it said to get off of Y!A and go do the dishes!

i swear Hanna, it did say that....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    My account will suspend today....

    That did happen....

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The last one that I got said:

    "Help me, I'm trapped in a Fortune Cookie Factory!"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Mine was funny so I remember it...

    "Clothes make the man, Go shopping"

    too bad I'm broke and can't fulfill my fortune!

  • 1 decade ago

    I can't remember the most recent one, but I once got one that said, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions". It was kind of scary.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I don't remember what it said exactly, but it made me and my hubby laugh because it basically said that I needed to watch out cause my hubby was gonna make me mad!

  • Beanie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Something along the lines of "You will receive joy and happiness soon in your life."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I was going to die

    did it happen ?

    lol obviously not yet.

    HazzPopzz<3

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "You're about to have serious gas." And it was true! How does the cookie know??

  • 1 decade ago

    It said I have a good imagination.

  • Something about saving your money cause I'll realy need it or something like that!

    PLCG~

  • 1 decade ago

    "Draw up a budget and figure out how to cut down your debt"

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