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Have you ever heard of the Amish elevator joke before?
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother'.
13 Answers
- 6 years ago
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Have you ever heard of the Amish elevator joke before?
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,...
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I never heard it before. It's a really good one. Do you mind if I use it? I hope you don't have it copyrighted!
- Anonymous5 years ago
lol they share everything...i had heard of it a long time ago but i forgot it until i read it again now...thanks for a laugh.
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ummm ... well that proves that they can't afford another meal ... si .. no ?..
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ROFLMAO!!!!!! I think I just pooped a whole banana, that's how funny that was.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
No I have not but reading this has been an uplifting experience. Thanks and a star for you.
