Easy Chinese. Who thinks this is funny?

thats not right...........sum ting wong

are you harbouring a fugitive............hu yu hai ding

see me ASAP...........kum hia

stupid man.......................dum fuc

small horse........................tai ni po ni

did you go to the beach.........................wai yu so tan

i bumped the coffee table........................a bang ma fuc in nee

i think you need a face lift.............................chin tu fat

its very dark.....................wai so dim

this is a tow away zone......................no pah king

our meeting is scheduauled for next week...............wai yu kum nao

stay out of sight.............................lei ying lo

hes cleaning his auto mobile...........wa shing ka

your body odor is offensive..........................yu stn ki pu

great...................................so fu kin su pah

p.s. i dont mean to offend anyone