kay im really bored and these r some jokes i think are funny! (add a star if you like)?

one day a little boy comes bk from school with the purpose of asking his family what the concept of science is anyways he goes and asks his mom who is talking madly on the phone with her friend "mommy wats science" he asks her the mom unaware that her child was there said, "oh no i know you just didn't say that b*tch you a**hole" so the little boy content with his answer goes and asks his dad who is talking to his boss about having an early lunch to discuss a negotiation so the little boy asks his dad wat science is and his dad says "sure lets go today" so the little boy content with his answer goes skipping happily to ask his big brother who is watching football "brother wats science" his brother starts chanting :"89898989"" so the little boy just nods and goes to ask his sister who is baking hot dogs, "sissy whats science?" "oh no my buns are burning!" so the little boy goes asleep happily that he finally knows wat science is!

next day the teacher asks, "now i hope you all asked your families this~wat is science?" the little boy eager to show off his knowledge shouts ,""oh no i know you just didn't say that b*tch you a**hole" the teacher astonished looks at him and says, "young man would you like to go to the principles office the little boy says,"sure lets go today" in the principles office the principle says now young man how many spankings do you want "89898989!" he says proudly after all those spankings the little boy cries, "oh no my buns are burning"

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why did da blonde get kicked out of the m&m factory?

she threw away all the w's

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there were 2 muffins baking in an oven one says,"man its hot in here" the other one says, "ahh a talking muffin!"