Poll: UTI, DUI, FYI, RIP, BYOB, DIY or STD?

DFL - dog fight loser

HBC - hit by car

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FYI: I got a DUI after attending a BYOB party. The cop told me that I was heavily intoxicated and could be RIP if I kept on driving like that. At the party, I had crazy monkey sex with this chick. The next day, it burned when I went pee. I thought it was a UTI but after a visit to the doctor, I found out it was an STD. Now I stay home and DIY because nobody likes a guy with the green drip.

Well, FYI, I did BYOB to avoid a DUI. I got plenty drunk and my innebriation led me to catch an STD and a UTI. I'm pretty sick and might RIP very soon. Next time I will just DIY.

UTI:Urinary Tract Infection

DUI:Driving Under the Influence

FYI: For Your Information

RIP: Rest In Peace

BYOB: Bring Your Own Beer

DIY: <<< dont know

STD: Sexually Transmitted disease

im gunna choose BYOB

FYI, I gotta UTI from GCGs STD as I was DIY during a DUI whilst BYOB and now my license is RIP

FYI, BYOB your UTI and STD and DIY! But we got a DUI so RIP!

If you BYOB you could get a STD or a DUI or even worse RIP so FYI BYOB at your own risk!!!

BYOB. Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Byob = DUI

RIP= dead

STD= was fun while banggin it

FYI= STFU

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How about catching an STD whilst UTI