Can someone predict my future please?

A person who gets a lot of answers to this question

Let’s suppose that we really can predict the future with certainty. Our first reaction might be one of excitement and joy. Those winning lottery numbers are out there somewhere, ready for the taking. But let’s think again. This means the future already exists, and our existence is a bit like being in a(n already made) movie. What we perceive as now is simply the frame currently being projected on the screen. But tomorrow, the day after, next week, next year and so on, until the end of the universe, are already in the can. Nothing we say, or think, or feel, or do really matters a jot. We are powerless puppets enslaved within an inflexible and inescapable destiny.

"Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic. At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, and reserved. You pride yourself on being an independent thinker and do not accept others' opinions without satisfactory proof. You prefer a certain amount of change and variety, and you become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations. At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decisions or done the right thing."

And if you believe all that ambiguous crap then that means you have fallen victim to the Barnum Effect. Everyone thinks this description is accurate because it is vague enough to apply to almost everyone and it is flattering. I'm sorry I usually try not to answer questions in a way that I know will tick the asker off but come on! This stuff is hocus pocus! Why not decide what you want to be and then make it happen.

"There's a sucker born every minute"- P.T. Barnum

No humans can predict the future you silly.

God can as he exists out side of time..

You will get clamidia and aids and ganaria all at once and right as you're about to die you will win the lottery and you'll be like OH YEA I WON THE LOTTERY!!! but then you'll be like oh no i'm gonna die... but then out of nowhere chuck norris will hear you crying and he will cry too and as every body knows chuck norrises tears hold the cure to EVERYTHING FOREVER!!! so you will be cured and have loads of money you will spend it all on red paperclips that you will trade for houses and you will have millions of houses and then the world will explode from global warming.

the end

I asked my magic 8-ball and it said, Definitely Not!

The best answer this is... "If you can visually see the person you want to be in the future, you already are that person".

- Someone smart I know

Firstly, if anyone could predict your future...how on earth will it be over the internet ?

And second of all..no one can predict your future..ONLY GOD KNOWS!!

You will become a belly dancer and move to Switzerland

And earn billions of dollars each Second

Also a monkey named James Bond will be your BFF

your name will be Billy Shoemaker and after 10 years of repeatedly working a boring job at a library you'll buy a $2 scratch-off lottery card one day and win a total of $50.

You will be a very successful lawyer with a beautiful wife and 2 kids, a boy and a girl =]