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Wanna hear a blonde joke..?

A blind guy walks in a bar

He orders a drink and asks if anyone wants to hear a blonde joke

A women walks up to the blind man and says there are 3 blonde's in here one knows karate one carries a bat and one is 200 pounds do you really wanna tell that joke?

The guy says no not if i have to explain it 3 times!

haha

Not trying to affend anyone.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    haha no thats hilarious! thank you for the grrreat laughs!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol I love these jokes there is another one I know:

    There is a red head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a bank. They go down an alley and the red head hides in a garbage can. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The cops go down the alley and they kick the garbage can the red head goes "bow wow" they think it is a dog. They kick the dumpster the brunette goes "meeooow" they think it is a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde goes "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"

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    1 decade ago

    LOL...I tell blonde jokes all the time and people say " why are you telling blonde jokes if you're a blonde?" I still think they are funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Did it ever occur to you that it is offensive? I doubt you would make a joke about african americans. If you won't do that then why make one on blondes?

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  • lol well im not a blond but i thought it was funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he he... that's funny! No offense to blonde's- although I'm a brunette!

  • 5 years ago

    I didn't like the 1st one because she got hurt. Bt the rest were good.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think it is hilarious, and i am blonde.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    no...

    wait

    that's actually really funny. Nice.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, it was pretty funny, would of been funnier if i hadn't heard it before..

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