Does anybody have some REALLY good insults?

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But

1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Your birth certificate is really just a written apology from the condom factory.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.

Here's a funny insult I've used lots of times.It always gives the whole room a good laugh.

I'm talking to my friend (Bear) (we call him bear because of his size). I said hey Bear you've got some pretty broad shoulders. He kinda smiles and says "yea".(Then I continued) "and some pretty broad eyes, some pretty broad lips You'd Make A Pretty Broad!

The look on his face was priceless. Everyone in the room busted up laughing.

My friend sent me a couple of these and some of them I made up:

-Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

-Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes or mouth.

-You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - your face.

-Scary mask dude! (points at their face)

-I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

-Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

-All of your girlfriends (or boyfriends) kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

-We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

Haha! I love these.

Have fun! (hopefully, you can understand them)

ur face lol no um im nto good with insults but i rock at comebacks

*i give ym friend full credit on this one* if someone says "get out of my life" say "i cant get out of somehting that doesnt exist"

I've told someone that I hate them so much I wish I could curb stomp their face into the cement, then I'd have to buy new shoes because I'd have ugly *b*i*t*c*h* c*u*n*t residue on them. [=

"If brains were taxable, you`d get a rebate"

why do you want insults, i have some but im not going to share them