Revising The Classic Song Titles?

With a Little Help From My Sex Toy(The Beatles)

I Can't Get None(But You Can't Either)-The Rolling Stones

Baba Oriley but in Reality Shoulda Been a Teenage Wasteland-The Who

Sweet Home Soul Asylum-Lynyrd Skynyrd

It's Along Way To the Top(Unless You Have a Chopper)-AC/DC

No Sugar Tonight(Even Though It's Your Birthday)-Guess Who

My Boy-Temptations

I Can't Help Myself(My Zippers Stuck)-The Four Tops

59th St Bridge and Damn I Wanna Jump-Simon and Garfunkel

Take The Chance On Her-ABBA

Popsicle Race-Queen

**edit**

Another One Bit My Bum-Queen

I've Had Enough Of Your Love-Bad Company

Crazy Little Thing Called Stalking-Queen

BE'ER MAK'ER-Led Zeppelin

Dirty Deeds Just Before We Sleep-AC/DC

Sniffing a Line-Tommy James

Foreplay/Not Long Enough-Boston

God Gave Rock To Everyone But You-Kiss

Run to the Mall-Iron Maiden

The Green Manalishi (With My Unpaid Bar Tab)-Judas Priest

Paranoid (The Yahoo Answers Song)-Black Sabbath

Lonely are My Pants-Billy Squier

Rock You Like A Category 5 Hurricane-The Scorpions

Should I Stay Or Should I Call A Cab-The Clash

Fight The Good Fight When It's Convienent-Triumph

The Fountain of Lamb Chops-Rush

Tom Sawyer (And Huck Finn)-Rush

By Tor and the Snowboard, Dude-Rush

Let's Go Crazy, Then Go Streaking-Prince

I Still Haven't Remembered What I Was Looking For-U2

The Carpet Crawlers Went Up My Leg-Genesis

A Plague Of Outhouse Keepers-Van Der Graaf Generator

Hello Again, and Again, and Again-The Cars

Life In The Slow Lane-The Eagles

A Whiter Shade of Hair (Procol Harem)

^that was hilarious!!

Losing My Pigeon - REM

Climbing Up The Stairs - Radiohead

Photosynthesis Needs A Warm Sun - The Beatles (it's a little far-fetched)

I Wish We Could Clown Around - Phil Collins (this too, haha)

Mary Jane's Last Chance - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

I'm Waiting For The Mail - The Velvet Underground

edit: I realize that REM is not very "classic" lol.

Sit Down, Shut Up- Bob Marley

On The Porn Again- Willie Nelson

Stairway To Devon- Led Zep

Smack Up Little Susie-The Everly Brothers

Burning Itch- Elvis

Spirit Of 8 Track- Rush

When Doves Poop- Prince

Don't Let The "Son" Go Down On Me- Elton John

Killing Me Softly With His Ax-Roberta Flack

One Way Ticket To Ride- The Beatles

I Want You To Leave Me Alone- Cheap Trick

I Wanna Cough N Wheeze All Night - KISS

Anarchy In The Nursing Home - Sex Pistols

Slowly Stroll To The Hills - Iron Maiden

Over The Hills And Not That Far Away - Led Zeppelin

No More Mr. Old Guy - Alice Cooper

Living After 3PM - Judas Priest

Pensioner Song - Led Zeppelin

Department of Old - Alice Cooper

Old (We're All) - Alice Cooper

My mother runs an old-folks' home so she'd probably kill me if she saw this:

"Stairlift To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin

"Back In The Retirement Village" by Iron Maiden

"Hot Rockin' Chair" by Judas Priest

"Just Can't Get It Up" by Depeche Mode

"Blue Rinse" by New Order

"Click Of The Wrist" by Queen

"Wheelchairs Of Steel" by Saxon

"I Can't See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash

SmokerLung (Jethro Tull)

Sugar Jag Coma (Grateful Dead)

Born to be Filed (Steppenwolf)

Don't Fear the Beeper (Blue Oyster Cult)

Carry One (Crosby Stills and Nash)

I Wanna Be Cremated (the Ramones)

The Animals- House of the Rising Cholesterol

Rolling Stones- Can't Get No (Supplements)

Van Halen- Wheeze the Night Away

19th Nervous What - Only 19? You Weakling - Rolling Stones

Grandma's Many (little)Helpers - Rolling Stones

Watching Law and Order Reruns - Elvis Costello

Stray Cat Strut (go away i'm allergic) - Stray Cats

Cuts Like a Knife (in my gallbladder) - Bryan Adams

Losing My Memory - REM

I Fooled Around and Fell and Broke My Hip - Elvin Bishop

Fonzie, this is a great question :)

'It's Not Alright Now' ~ Free

'Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) Because I Can't Remember Yesterday' ~ Fleetwood Mac

'Black Magic Chocolates' ~ Fleetwood Mac

'(Like A) Tortoise Out of Hell' ~ Meat Loaf

'Zimmer-Frame Race' ~ Queen

'Pacemaker' ~ Led Zeppelin

'Replacement Hip' ~ Jethro Tull {'Aqualung'}

Hannah :

I love your Sex Pistols answer :)