Is this joke funny: Purina Dog Chow Diet? ?

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Yesterday, I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena (my wonder dog) at Wal-Mart and was in the check out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? 

So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. I probably shouldn't, I continued, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.. I awoke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. However, I did lose 40 pounds on the diet, so I was giving it another go. 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is you load your pockets with Purina > nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete and I needed to lose a few more pounds. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was, by now, enthralled with my story.) 

Horrified, this woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because I'd been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no, it happened because I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit both of us. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard! WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.

Wenchickles · Accepted Answer

Thats soo funny - I wish I could have been there to see faces! 
If I could give 5 stars, I would - but heres 1!

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cats · Answer

Funny! 100!

? · Answer

I'm definitely saving this as a primer for yet another one of my pranks. I love doing this kind of stuff with people and it makes me think that you and I both have a certain amount of talent for acting. Might be something to consider. Very funny and you get a star. lol

Toots · Answer

Now THAT's funny...LOL

(I was expecting a "here's your sign" joke..!!!! I'm still laughing and can't wait to get thrown out of MY Wal-Mart!!!!)..

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hehehe very funny. I never tried this,never had to as I always been ''slim wiv a smile'' but on second thought do you know why a cat licks his balls???????/ cose he can !!!! miew..........I wish..........!

eliotowen · Answer

Absolutely brilliant. I wish I'd been there. Star

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