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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
haha. lets hear some of your funny ones :]
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha Funny!
Ok so there are 4 guys at a bar. the 4th guy goes to the bathroom
While he is gone the other 3 talk.
The first guy says "My Pride and joy is my son! He Graduated and became a air pilot! He even Sent a jet to his Best friend for his birthday!"
The second Guy replies by saying " That's great! My pride and joy is also my son! He is a millionaire! He even sent a mansion to his best friend for his birthday!"
The third guy Says "My Son owns his own company and sent a million dollars to his best friend!"
They all congratulate each other. Then the fourth guy Comes back in. He asks "Why are you guys congratulating each other?"
They all reply by saying "We're just talking about are sons. What does your son do?"
He then says "Oh my son is a gay male stripper."
The 2nd guy says "That's a shame!"
The 4th guy replies by saying "I'm not really a shamed of him. Last year for his birthday he got a jet, a mansion, and a million dollars from his three boyfriends."
- 1 decade ago
hahaha lol rofl
there was this blonde on an airplane and she had to sit next to a lawyer the lawyer wanted to play a game so he said do you want to play a game the blonde said sure so this is how it goes he explained to her if i ask you a question and you cant answer it i get 10$ but if i don't answer it you get 10$ if you can ask a question and i cant answer it you get 50$ but if i answer it i get 50$ so the lawyer asked a question she couldn't answer it so she gave him ten dollars she asked a question now the lawyer was sure he was going to win all this money and she asked a question something that didn't even make sense so he looked it up on the computer and couldn't find it anywhere an hour later he gave up he gave her fifty dollars and he asked so what's the answer I don't know she said so she had to give him the fifty back
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha. thats funny. ive never heard that one before.
