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40 things that you wouldn't know with out movies 2?
1.All british accents are posh
2. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
3.During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once
4. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
5.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
6. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
7. You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear
11.All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
12. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.
13. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
14. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing parade — at any time of the year.
15.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
16 The Chief of Police is always black
17. Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
18 Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
19. No matter where you are in Australia you will always see kangaroos, everybody drinks beer and eats prawns and has a barbie every night and all talk in stupid accents
20. The Good guys always run out of bullets before the bad guys, but the good guys still win.
21 Computers and other electronic thingys always make beepie noises?
22.One guy shooting at 20 has a better chance of hitting someone than 20 guys shooting at one.
23. If the bad guy delivers a devastating blow to the good guy, he will wait for him to recover and not take advantage of the situation
24. Stacks of empty boxes always get in the way of a good car chase.
25. During a foot chase, there is always a chain link fence at the end of an alley.
26.Homeless people are very wise.
27. Terrorist only attack on Christmas.
28.If a baby carriage is hit during a car chase, there is never a baby in it. (tbh would you want there to be a baby in there)
29. An explosion in a building will send debris or people out the window, but never both at the same time.
30. No one ever pays attention to the construction working with the stop sign warning you that the road is out.
31.You will only figure out who the killer is when you’re in the room alone with him.
32 There’s no such thing as a good demon.
33 Lasers travel at the speed of sound not light.
34 A cell animated film must have songs.
35 When someone is about to crash their car, they give up on trying to steer and just cover their face.
In space there always seems to be enough air left to keep the fire burning and allow the sound to travel.
36 The bad guy always has to preach for as long as it takes the good guy, lying deadly wounded on the ground, to figure out some smart move in exterminating him.
37 The car never seems to start at first try when you are being chased.
38 Motorcycles seem to have an unlimited amount of gears.
39.If you kill someone’s brother, they will eventually kill you.
And finally… A normal house door can always be lock-picked in less than 10 seconds
please feel free to copy as i have got them of off of the internet myself
9> edit and also it is always to the exact pound never an odd number of pennies
9 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
OMG i was lmao when i was reading this. i liked number 6 and number 19, although they are all hilarious. although i didnt really get number 18. someone please explain?
will defo be copying this and sending it to all my friends,
And also, if someone is stuck in an elevator, they always bang at the doors screaming for help rather than pushing the "help" button. or they sit in there for hours and beome best friends with the people they are stuck in there with.
- ?Lv 45 years ago
can't say i 'hate" anything but things I dont like 10. Blueberries in stuff 9. High heels that give you blisters 8. Stains 7. Temp above 85 6. Lipstick 5. Gym bunnies with less clothes on than I sleep in 4. TV shows that glamorize teen preganacy 3. Pedicures that look like crap 3 days later 2. 100% cotton pants that shrink 1. Finding the perfect dress and not in your size
- Anonymous1 decade ago
You forgot forty one:
All women are glamour models.
Forty two: After being involved in a serious car crash, building collapse or sinking ship misadventure all glamour models will appear still miraculaously coiffed and fashion cool with only the addition of a small sooty smudge marring their makeup job. Even their expensive shoes will have retained perfect polish.
- 1 decade ago
9. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
^^!that's one made me laugh.
i had to think about for a second to get it though!
aha!, this is funny.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
lmfao
=D\niice