Anyone know a Really funny Blonde Joke ?

A blonde built the first ever Solar Powered Flashlight :)

A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional

weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".

Blonde And The Horrible Accident

A blonde had totaled her car in a horrible accident. It was a miracle to watch as she pulled herself from the wreckage without any bruises or injuries. Bystanders were shocked when she proceeded to walk away with no shock on her face and began to apply fresh lipstick to her lips. The state trooper chose this moment to drive up and question the girl.

“My word!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”

“Yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blonde stated.

“Well, how in the world did this happen?” asked the officer as he looked over the wrecked car.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ….”

“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”

Two blonde's were driving down a highway. They pass a patch of wheat, and stalks and see a girl rowing a boat. She is, of course, Blonde.

One of the girls says, "If I knew how to swim, I have half a mind to get out of this car and tell her that's it's blonde's like her that give US a bad name!"

There is three ladies working at a construction site building a skyscraper. They sit down to eat lunch. One was a blonde, one was a brunette, and one was a red head.

The brunette opens her lunch and finds a ham sandwich.

"I hate ham" she says "If I get a ham sandwich tomorrow I will jump off this skyscraper and die."

The red head opens her lunch and finds a PB&J

"I hate PB&J" she says"If I get PB&J tomorrow I will jump off this skyscraper and die."

Last, the blonde opens her lunch and finds a turkey sandwich

"I hate turkey." she says "If i get turkey tomorrow i will jump off this skyscrpaer and die"

So the next day they all come back and sit down to eat lunch.

The brunette opens her lunch box and sees a salami sandwich and is releived that she doesn't have to die.

The red head opens her lunch and finds a honey sandwich and is also happy she doesn't have to die.

Then the blonde opens her lunch and screams.

"I have a turkey sandwich!!!" she says

And she jumps off of the skyscraper and dies.

A fee days later at the blonde's funeral the guests are all asking her mom why she didn't pack a different sandwich so she woulnd'nt die.

"Don't blame me." the mom says "I don't make her lunches, she makes her own lunches."

lol

i hope u like!!!!

what happen s whene you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of pool and you have a blood girl in the pool and the sticker say s strach me she drown s

you are the darkst blonde ever

how do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Lol, I am going to email it to you otherwise I'll get suspended....

edit: nvm you dont get email