how do you think funny these are?

quotes ive heard and a joke

star if you like them

kids in the front seat can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat can cause kids

if you dont have anything nice to say, come sit in the corner and talk about people

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Dont drink water... fish have sex in it

Mirrors dont talk, and lucky for you they dont laugh

a man wrote I LOVE U on his d*ck and his lady said 'there you go again, putting words in my mouth'

due to flood warnings the government has decided to evacuate all good looking peopleto higher ground. im texting to say goodbye and i hope your *** can swim

can you send me a picture of your face so that i can enlarge it? that way i can put it on my front door and scare the s**t out of the trick or treaters!

IM SO DAMN PI*SED! i lost 3 retards today, 1 at chuckie cheese, 1 in Wal-Mart and WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?

on a bathroom stall somewhere: for a good time call Sheniqua Na Fa Fo-Fo Fo Na Fa

knowing my luck, if there were something called reincarnation id come back as myself

"DeJaMoo" feeling that youve heard the bull before

ok lastly

say cow before each word

-cows

-about

-talking

-idiot

-stupid

-this

-got

-i

-long

-how

-look

now say cow after each word

cows-

about-

talking-

idiot-

stupid-

this-

got-

i-

long-

how-

look-

now say cow before and after each word

-cows-

-about-

-talking-

-idiot-

-stupid-

-this-

-got-

-i-

-long-

-how-

-look-

now the fun part read this from bottom to top with out saying cow

cows

about

talking

idiot

stupid

this

got

i

long

how

look