everyone that can relate ot this...... plz read?

Don't be quick to judge you may not know that hardships people don't speak of

One night, as I lay in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought, "Where the hell is the ceiling?" xD

"Life sucks and then you die." -Jacob Black

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a tooth; then its hockey!

Dijon vu: The same mustard as before.

Just remember; if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How many vegetables had to die to make your salad?

I think all humans suffer from an identity crisis at some point in their life. Makes me glad I'm a rabbit.

Life is what you make of it. Some people are artists, creating great & beautiful works for all to see. While others are content with spray painting graffiti on the city subway trains.

Never, ever make the mistake of marrying into my family. You see one of ours come your way, run to the nearest exit.

when worse comes to worse we're screwed, you're guardian angel is probably an alcoholic, wind chimes are for stupid people so they know when there's a breeze

Sometimes silence is the best answer.

peace baby

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live for today as yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come

Never put your finger in a crocodile's mouth.

dont sleep with your make up on!

Life is a ***** and then you die.Yall isn't a word.