Can I have some bad advice?

streak tonite at the preimire of twilight and tell everyone how you want edwards body.

When you like a guy call him all of the time, every day and be sure to tell him you love him after a couple of weeks. Also be very jealous of every other women, even his sister and mom.

Want some more???

Eat lots of pizza and drink beer every day. Call out to work and just stay home ordering pizza and drinking beer, do it for months and months. Never leave your house, just order it in, the beer too.

Buy a bunch of stuff on credit. Everything that you have ever wanted you should buy, don't save for it though, just put it on your credit card that way you don't have to wait.

The best piece of bad advice that I have to offer entails swimming in the ocean. Always make sure to tie pieces of dead bloody chicken scraps around your ankles, especially if you're surfing.

Don't use a condom

Cross the street in the middle of traffic

Get in your car, don't wear a seat belt and crash into a car going 100 mph

Its ok to use a hair drier in the shower

Drink and drive.

Mess with Texas.

Forget the Alamo.

Jump off a skyscraper.

Go sky diving without the chute.

Sit on the hood of your car next time you and your friend are going somewhere.

Forget condoms.

Punch a teacher.

Skip work for a month.

Spend your whole paycheck to stock up on your favorite candy.

Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris in the face.

Take bad advice because I would know if it's bad .

Have sex with the girl who always stands by the stoplight.

Go to a Behemoth concert in a Jonas Brothers T-Shirt.

eat yellow snow

walk in the street without looking

jump off a bridge

play russian rullet with a fully loaded gun

tell your boss to kiss your @ss

play frogger in the street

don't wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle

growl back at the bear

play with the copperhead snake

Eat Fast Food 5 Times A day, and don't even think about working out! Low cholesterol is for losers!

Pop in a jonas brothers CD and crank up the volume!

Go deep sea diving without a scuba suit and go as low as possible.

Watch Camp Rock!!!!