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Can I have some bad advice?
About anything!!!
GIMME SOME BAD ADVICE!!!
69 Answers
- little_miss_lylaLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
streak tonite at the preimire of twilight and tell everyone how you want edwards body.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
When you like a guy call him all of the time, every day and be sure to tell him you love him after a couple of weeks. Also be very jealous of every other women, even his sister and mom.
Want some more???
Eat lots of pizza and drink beer every day. Call out to work and just stay home ordering pizza and drinking beer, do it for months and months. Never leave your house, just order it in, the beer too.
Buy a bunch of stuff on credit. Everything that you have ever wanted you should buy, don't save for it though, just put it on your credit card that way you don't have to wait.
The best piece of bad advice that I have to offer entails swimming in the ocean. Always make sure to tie pieces of dead bloody chicken scraps around your ankles, especially if you're surfing.
- 1 decade ago
Don't use a condom
Cross the street in the middle of traffic
Get in your car, don't wear a seat belt and crash into a car going 100 mph
Its ok to use a hair drier in the shower
- 1 decade ago
Drink and drive.
Mess with Texas.
Forget the Alamo.
Jump off a skyscraper.
Go sky diving without the chute.
Sit on the hood of your car next time you and your friend are going somewhere.
Forget condoms.
Punch a teacher.
Skip work for a month.
Spend your whole paycheck to stock up on your favorite candy.
Roundhouse kick Chuck Norris in the face.
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- Anonymous5 years ago
Take bad advice because I would know if it's bad .
- Exemplars Jr.Lv 51 decade ago
Have sex with the girl who always stands by the stoplight.
Go to a Behemoth concert in a Jonas Brothers T-Shirt.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
eat yellow snow
walk in the street without looking
jump off a bridge
play russian rullet with a fully loaded gun
tell your boss to kiss your @ss
play frogger in the street
don't wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle
growl back at the bear
play with the copperhead snake
- 1 decade ago
Eat Fast Food 5 Times A day, and don't even think about working out! Low cholesterol is for losers!
- 1 decade ago
Pop in a jonas brothers CD and crank up the volume!
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