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Is this joke funny: Shower and a Towel?
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
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11 Answers
- doublewidemamaLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hilarious.
I disagree with the previous poster about the wife being humiliated. Not everyone is humiliated by being nude, some folks are proud of their naked body. There really is nothing shameful about a naked body. The shame is learned or conditioned. Ever watch a toddler run about naked? They are not embarrassed.
Funny joke all the same.
- 5 years ago
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- NavigatorLv 71 decade ago
It's pretty good. I've heard a spicier version where the neighbor first offers $400 if she'll roll the towel down to her waist. She does (giving him the chest view), he hands over the money, and she rolls her towel back up. Then he offers another $400 if she'll drop the towel completely.
From there, it goes the same way as you told it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Took three times before I could get joke.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
It's not funny it's actually kinda depressing that family's do not share as much as they should and in the end the man's wife ends up being humiliated because he didn't tell her about it. Which is not right!!! Not funny. Sad. I want a better joke.
- 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CLASSIC! LOL IM WETTIN' MYSELF!
Basically the next door neighbour wanted to view her nakedness :P
and the husband was wondering about the $800, gege
CLASSIC, WELL DONE :)
- Tehseen BLv 51 decade ago
Hahaha..i read it before and it was not only opening the towel...it was more than that..lol its little innocent...:::::::::)