Do you remember just one limerick from school or where ever? I only remember one can we see ?

There was a young man from Bengal

Who went to a fancy dress ball

He thought he would risk it

And go as a biscuit

But the dog ate him up in the hall!

Or

Hey diddle diddle

The cat did a piddle

Right in the middle of the floor

The little dog laughed to see such fun

And added a little bit more!

I'm so childish- I'm laughing me head trying to type them!

There once was a lady from Leeds,

Who swallowed a packet of seeds.

In less than an hour,

Her nose was a flower,

And her head was all covered in weeds.

I remember a couple of others which were made up by a friend of mine when we were both teenagers....but I am fairly sure they are unprintable!

Edit: OK....now that I have read through a few of the other offerings, I will share one more....composed by the school friend I mentioned:

There was an old man from The Wirral,

Who tried it on with a squirrel.

The squirrel just laughed,

Kicked the man up the @r$e,

And said "Why don't you try it with Cyril?"

There was a young girl from Nepal,

Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.

The skirt caught on fire

And burned her entire

Front page, sporting section and all.

There was another rhyme (not a limerick) I remember from school:

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

With no one in the vicinity.

Jack came down

Less half a crown

And Jill less her virginity.

Sorry, we were filthy little beasts at school!

EDIT: "The Grooves" answer reminded me of the version we used to say:

In days of old when knights were bold

And toilets weren't invented,

They made a hole in the middle of the road

And sat there quite contented.

Amazing what comes back to you, isn't it?

I made this up when I was about 8 yrs old

There was a young man called Fred

Who didn't like going to bed

He thought for a laugh

He'd sleep in the bath

But the water dripped on to his head.

Not sure of the wording..something like this:

There was a young lady from Niger

Who smiled for a ride on a tiger

They came back from the ride

With the lady inside

and the smile on the face of the tiger.!

There was a young farm girl called Mabel,

who at milking a cow was unable.

Each night she would try with many a sigh,

with a sausage nailed under the table.

There was a young man called Martin he went round the corner fartin the cooper on duty said that was a beauty he thought it was a motor bike startin

There was a young fella from Glousham

Who took out his eyeballs to wash 'em

His mother said Jack

If you don't put them back

I'll stand on your eyeballs and squash em'

There was an old lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She laid on her back

And opened her cr*ck

And peed all over the ceiling

There was a young Lady from Lynn

Who was so incredibly thin

That when she assayed, to drink Lemonade

She slipped through the straw

and fell in.

I always found this hilarious.

I like anti-limericks:

There was an old man of St. Bees

Who was stung on the arm by a wasp;

When asked, "Does it hurt?"

He replied, "No it doesn't,

But I'm sure glad it wasn't a hornet!"

And then there's:

There once was an X from place B,

That satisfied predicate P,

He or she did thing A,

In an adjective way,

Resulting in circumstance C.