What eight gifts should we get for Pony Ride for Hanukah?

1 tiny pink yamaka

2 kosher hens

Accounting advice

Lavern and Shirley DVD "schlamiel schlamazel"

Get her the stupid atlas

Teach her the dreidel song

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You might of missed it because it is over in a out of the way place, but there is a coin operated pony. It might be better than any of those other rides you are being offered. A little rough but a nice vibration between your legs.

1. Atlas

2. Silly-string*

3. Shoes (4)

4. Handfull of nails

5. Buggy

6. Battery w/ 120 volt converter

7. Misc. pornographic DVDs

8. Laptop?

A lacrosse stick, an autographed photo of Jamie Farr, a bag of aquarium gravel, a box of Shrinky-Dinks, a cuisinart, a copy of "Shanghai Noon" on DVD, an eight-track player, and a Senate seat.

A Turkish dictionary, 4 calling birds, a plunger, some Scotch tape, 3 piranhas and some minty Tic-Tacs.

Just some suggestions:

1 - "Spit Happens - But Why Me? I'm Just a Baby!" bib

2 - nipples and screw ring that will fit wine bottles

3 - "I'm With Stupid" onesie

4 - 1 pr baby cowboy boots, extra-pointy toes

5 - freezable metal teething ring

6 - pre-paid psych counseling plan

7 - "HOSTAGE - CALL CPS NOW!" baby T

8 - set of new parents

As a strong, proud, black Jewish woman, I am highly offended that Ompelle spelled "yarmulke " phonetically. After I finish eating this ham, I am going to email her!

Gifts:

1. camouflage overalls

2. diabetic shoes

3. antique Tiffany chandelier

4. a short-haired brown wig

5. leaf blower

6. firewood

7. violin

8. Welsh terrier puppy

Just get her 12 Partridges in a Pear Tree, and forget about all that other sheet...

How about Child Protection Service's number?

*cries*

I'm thinking that she should probably start drinking now because she's going to eventually anyway.

We could get her one of those Snoopy Sno-Cone makers, but instead of Sno-Cones, we could fill it with margarita mix.