i like to think of fish when i masturbate. is that weird?

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I'm not like a serial killer to-be or anything its just once in a while i see a fish and i get an erection i can't explain it. it's not like a fish sandwich or anything will set me off, but seeing the entire fish flop and move around like that, its something about it. it's definitely a strange revelation to have but i even sometimes think about it when i have sex. i'm not outwardly weird i have sex and go out its just a thing i think about.. last week i went out and bought a fish, and i brought it home and masturbated. when i was about to ejaculate, i pulled the fish out of the bag of water it was in and finished on it flopping around. it felt soo good, but i felt like a creep afterward. should i try and get over my erotic connection to fish or just embrace it quietly?

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i like to see the fish flailing, i think because its just so fluid in motion and looseness. i live in a dorm with two other guys and i dont want them to find out, so last time i bought a small fish and went in the shower with it to relieve myself.

me · Accepted Answer

If you're serious, it's not anything I have heard of. You might try here www.fetishfish.com 
Micheal's answer was hilarious! 'Grinding Nemo'! LMAO

Anonymous · Answer

you should just try taking that fish and doing weird stuff to it. ie sticking it around your anus so it wont be the smell that attracts you to the fish anymore... maybe try gutting the fish and using the skin to wrap your erection around it may be weird at first but i've done it. Laslty, if that doesnt work then you ought to try to seek help. Maybe try and wrestle an alligator that would help, or even visit a maple syrup making factory to get your mind off the fish... Good luck and may your erection feel orgasmic

serengeti_lion · Answer

It sounds like a form of zoophilia to me. Whether human sexual attraction to other animals is a form of sexual perversion, or an alternative lifestyle is not something I'm going to try to address here.

Have you thought about checking out the furry / scaly community? heh.

Alex · Answer

Hey Carlos, its totally normal I have those thoughts all the time... I think that you ought to just do what ralph said and either wrestle an alligator or go to the maple syrup facotry

hope · Answer

I personally think anybody that gets off on animals, definitely has a mental disturbance.

Dyla · Answer

It maybe just because your fish help u relax maybe, it's probally nothing sexual it's just that they relax u =]

i'm not calling u a lier but if this is a joke, shame on me for beliving it lol..

oh wow i didn't read it properly.. =/ umm yea get over it, as quickly as possible

Anonymous · Answer

Oh my, I can't believe that you blew your load on a poor flapping fish!

Maybe you should try letting it flap around on your balls, and after you come on it, stick it in your mouth. You will really get the taste of the ocean then!

I can't stop laughing at this...

Anonymous · Answer

HAHA you maaaade my day!!!!!!

that is quite disturbing i have to say.... mayb u shud try asking a therapist about it... if not then read "American Psycho" and make sure your obsession doesnt turn u into one ofr those

intercommerce2003 · Answer

Fish  !   A  fish  ?   Are  you  serious ?   A  fish ????  Thinking a fish  for sex  ?  What you talking  ?    
Anyway  which type  of  Fish  ?   Large  or  small   or  or  or   what ?  

Contact me by email . Anyway , are you from fish family anyhow ?

cyanne64 · Answer

Perhaps it's a subliminal connection to the smell!!

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