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Would this be a funny joke to tell at a Bank Christmas party?
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some coll ateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
23 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
LOL! Wasnt waiting for that ending!
- tallblondee2003Lv 41 decade ago
That is a really cute joke and yes it is appropriate to tell at a Christmas Party.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
No, not funny. Here's a couple of bank jokes.
A Jewish man walks into a bank with a frog on his shoulder and the teller says where did you get that? The frog says Brooklyn, there's hundreds of them.
The first one wasn't funny but if you want clean and corny like yours, it's good. This next one I happen to like a lot. I don't know how you feel about cursing though.
A man walks into a bank and he goes up to the teller who is an elderly white haired lady and he says "I wanna open a f*cking bank account." She says what did you say? He says you heard me, I said I wanna open a f*cking bank account. She says you better watch your language, or I'm gonna get the manager. He says "Why? 'Cause I wanna open a f*cking bank account?" So she storms off, gets the manager and the manager says what seems to be the problem sir? He says I wanna open a f*cking bank account for $500,000. The manager says "Oh, and is this b*tch giving you a hard time?"
- Jack of TradesLv 51 decade ago
Sure, it gave me a chuckle. It's not something you can just slip into conversation but if the party's a bore and your just sitting around with appetizer plates then go for it. Maybe change "to take a holiday" to "take my family on a Christmas holiday".
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- Leather and LaceLv 71 decade ago
Yes. It's been ages since I have heard that joke but it still makes me giggle.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
well i liked it but i don't think people who work in banks have a very good sense of humour
