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If you were a "roaming garden gnome", where would you be right now?

Update:

i think i just wanna stay right where i am, laying down.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    On your window sill, 'cause I'm tired of waiting for you to come out to the garden.

  • 1 decade ago

    doing my roaming garden gnome wife

  • D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Perhaps an English garden.

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Paris

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  • 1 decade ago

    Up the TV ad director's culo for frying me with a defective outlet in an ad and freezing me in an ice block in the next ad, then I would be in acapulco.

  • 1 decade ago

    In Central Park, poisoning pigeons with cyanide pills and stinging hot dogs of hapless tourists.

    (Joking, by the way... not bout Central Park, the other stuff. Just clarifying. ;D)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    roaming a garden?

  • 1 decade ago

    The garden of effing eden.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    in the kitchen going through the fridge....a growing gnome has gotta eat.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Id be off somewhere porkin a smurf

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