Do you find it sexy when a woman has a cold sore on her bottom lip topped with lots of Abreva?

Reply to office memo:

We (all of the male workers) here at the office were staring due to the following reasons:

1. We could tell you were asleep because your Bra was on backwards and should go under your blouse.

2. Lime green, orange, and purple are not colors that look good on you, hell they don't look good on anyone.

3. You used your mascara for lipstick and your lipstick for eyeliner.

4. We were amazed that someone could walk from her car to the office with 35 feet of toilet paper sticking out of her back without realizing it.

5. some of the guys wanted to know if leaving three curlers in your hair was the new fashion so they could buy some for their wives.

6. Was that "Hair Gel" on your ear? One of the guys mentioned something about a movie with Hair Gel in it.

7. We were not staring at that huge oozing sore on your bottom lip. We didn't even know you had a sore. But thanks to your memo which you put out this morning, all of the male workers furiously ran to the bathroom in panic to brush their teeth which resulted in numerous injuries and brawl fights to get to the sink first. Something about the office party two nights ago ???

Thanks to your memo, we are now understrength and cannot keep up with our normal work flow. Also, due to the enormous medical bills racked up from the above mentioned panic and fighting, we are forced to start considering layoffs due to depleted company funds. Guess who our number one choice will be? We would like to take this time and thank you for taking a company which was, until this morning, one of the fortune 500 companies. As I stare at the computer screen in front of me, I just observed our company stock plummet.

Also, due to my hysterical laughing and crying over this situation caused by your vanity and personal medical issues started by a simple cold sore, there are men in white jackets holding a straight jacket and breaking down my door to take me away.

I wonder what the hell has any of this to do with you being a married woman.

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No. A Cold sore is a member of the Herpes Family. If there is any attention to it at all it is either "ouch" or "its not a good idea to kiss that Girl!!" :)

What about your top lip? Gotta have em on both to be equally sexy :D

Damn if thats all it takes, Im gonna let the sun fry my lips, get them covered with sores and blisters

seeing how some cold sores are catchy and could be a related form of herpes...I have to pass

Seriously?

Good lord woman, how big is it??

Edit: LOL put the posty on the cold sore, that will give them the message.......maybe

maybe they thinking if that is really a cold sore or something else ..