Poll: What is the funniest most random thing you heard while in line?

LMAO in Walmart one time (i was a cashier there) and this guy had his little girl in the shopping cart and she was being bad and trying to grab things off the shelf and he said "if you don't stop i'm going to spank you" and she started crying and he asked what was wrong and she said "are you going to take my clothes off to spank me like you spanked mommy last night???"

OMG i thought i was going to die from laughing

A funny and most random thing i heard while i was in line has to be:

UPDATE:

Oh! i just thought of a better one! This took place at McDonalds. There were these two kids who were having a conversation.

Person 1: You know what this burger tastes like Jerry?

Person 2: Those Nachos right?

Person 1: No Jerry, they do not taste like nachos.

Person 2: But we had an agreement!

Person 1: I know, I know, relax, i'm not gonna break the agreement.

Person 2: You better not or i'll steal your dog again and never return it.

Person 1: Jerry, please, take the medications, you feel better!

Person 2: You know, your right this burger doesn't taste like nachos, tastes like lasagna instead..

They both started laughing...That WAS SO RANDOM!

I'm just like 0.0?

I heard a guy speaking to himself in a stall as quickly as say 'Ahhh, there you're!' mutually as taking a unload. i presumed on the beginning up he became speaking to somebody that he have been searching for or something! It became very unusual to assert the least.

Can I get a flying squirrel?

Does your mother know you fart outloud?

I really don't pay attention

SteveC

i need to poop.