Poll - If you were being held hostage, and no one but my selection was availabe to be your hostage negotiator.?

give me family ties

When I was about 11 and traveled for 4 hours by bus with my grandmother she talked constantly the whole 4 hours. Now that I'm the age she was I find myself doing the same thing if I don't watch it. It must be in the genes. Since I was through it I try not to do the same to others

A. Danny Bonaduce

A. Danny Bonaduce

I'm going with the dude that created the Flowbee. You know that guy was smoking some major weed to come up with a vacuum cleaner that cuts your hair. If he can convince people to buy that piece of crap, then I'm pretty sure he could hostage negotiate.

A. Bonaduce. At least he knows something about music. Maybe he could promise to deliver a rock band for the hostage takers.

C. The inventor of the Egg Wave/Flowbee

just got to be crazy enough....

A. Danny would kick down the door and wipe the place up with those guys. Have you seen him lately?

If HP gets to think outside the box...we will all think outside the box...It will be ANARCHY. If HP can say E) all of the above....One can also say F) None of the above In the question it says ....."and no one but my selection was available...." No one the asker picked was available, therefore I say F) NONE of the above.

E) All of the above

I think outside the box

C; at least they had some modicum of intelligence...the rest have a below room-temperature IQ.