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1) Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." - Marauder's Map

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2) "Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

1) love the irony that Wormtail (Pettigrew) was included in the four anagami's (is that right?) group, insulting Snape, yet he was the traitor and Snape was really the one whose loyalties lay with them.

2) always good to Snape mock Harry in his nasty way

"[Voldemort] can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to." -Fred Weasley

"Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

"There's no need to call me sir Professor." - Harry Potter

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." - Marauder's Map

All of these they are just so funny! Probably the shampoo one! lmfao

"There's no need to call me 'sir' Professor." - Harry Potter

I've said something similar to one of my teachers.

I mean, I got sent outside and lectured, but it was wicked, and I received multiple high-fives from my classmates after the class. Thank you, Harry Potter. ;D

Honorable mentions (even though all of them are brilliant):

"[Voldemort] can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to." -Fred Weasley

"Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

I love "there's no need to call me sir, professor." haha that cost him some fun detentions =]

I also love "Oh, very good... Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" hehehhe

I alssooo love "[Voldemort] can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants too."

Those are all great =] I think my favorite is the second one Iisted.

It's a tie between "Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape and the Marauder's map quotes

"Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

As angry as that had made me when I read it, I still laughed very hard, (:

I also like, "[Voldemort] can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to." I love all the Weasley humour. :D

I love Snape, so I hate to choose a quote making fun of him, but that last quote from Fred was hilarious.

However, as far as quotes that don't make fun of Severus go, I love the "ghosts are transparent" line. Snape's sarcasm is awesome.

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"Oh, very good....Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

There are a lot of better ones in the books though. But i love this one.

I like how they all have to do with Snape.

My favorites are "Mr. Moony presents his compliments..." (despite the fact that they're ridiculing him, poor man! I love Snape!) and "Voldemort can move faster.." Come on, Fred, have a little heart!