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Bible: True or Longest Running Troll in History?
Let's be brutually honest here.
To quote another person:
"If you study the Bible and look at it objectively it is hard to find much of it divine. There is nothing in the Bible that is beyond the knowledge of man at that time. And much of it is wrong, like the sun orbiting the Earth, age of the Earth, etc. Look at a site like http://nobeliefs.com/ to see the other side of the argument about the validity of the Bible. The Bible also has an alarmingly high number of immoral guidelines, like to kill non-believers, gays and children who misbehave. For examples see Deuteronomy 13:6, Leviticus 20:13 Exodus 21:15 Matthew 10:21, 5:17. People tend to just cherry pick the good advice, and it takes complicated interpretations to figure out some of the good stuff. Fundamentalist Christians still argue for the literal word of the Bible, because they see that once you undermined some of its holy facts, the whole house of cards comes tumbling down."
Due to space limits, I will continue below with an Added Detail posts.
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The bible is an appalling book about an ugly, immoral deity who sets up a system under which humanity is guaranteed to fail so that he can both punish it for eternity and rescue a few--bizarrely enough-- for their belief rather than their good deeds.
So here's the question:
Is the bible with all it's mistakes, errors about reality, and contradictions the word of god or merely the attempt of an ancient and ignorant tribal people to make sense of suffering and death by fabricating an angry, violent, and veangeful deity?
Attention Xians:
Please try to form an intelligent rebuttle instead of merely tossing middle-school insults at me.
"who sets up a system under which humanity is guaranteed to fail"
We weren't guaranteed to fail in the beginning. It wasn't until Adam and Eve sinned that our will became corrupt.
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And didn't your omniscient angry sky-cam know ahead of time that if he threw in the snake and the tree there would be trouble?
LOLz!
The Bible is true and many of your attacks against the Bible are false.
For example, the Bible never says that the sun orbit the earth.
The Bible is true and you are the troll.
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Wrong.
Don't you read yer bible?
1Cor.2:14, 1Cor1:18.
All that needs to be said.
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FAIL!
Scripture slinging is the lowest of the low.
18 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
bit long to read all that but i like your description longest running troll ever nice! And very true.
- ?Lv 71 decade ago
The easiest life in this World is no life at all?? People who do not understand a Movie, a Book, or The BIBLE?? Will just tear it apart. And to get their point across? They run to small minded idiots, who have nothing else to do all day long, but try to make a Name for themselves.
We Christians KNOW the meaning of every verse that you have posted here. And can decipher the confusion for you. Simply because you do not have a clue as to what you are talking about.
It would be very easy for me to tell you that you are going to Hell if you do not accept CHRIST as your Savior and Believe in the word of The Living GOD. Your Creator. But that is not my Job. It is not what a Christian is suppose to do.
I can not Judge YOU. Because as a Fellow Human being, I LOVE YOU! That's what The Holy BIBLE is about GODS love for HIS Creation. I'm Absolutely no better than you. The only difference? GOD! This love is true Christianity. We are to help in any way that we can, and JESUS does the rest.
Not one person can even answer you? Unless you really, really, seek advice. BIBLE Bashing and Atheist Bashing is the biggest waste of energy and time on this Earth.
You should win a Prize here for HATE? Where does all of this anger come from?? The easiest thing to do in this World?? Is Nothing. But following GOD?? That's sumtin.
GOD Bless YA,
Chicago Bob. (Imasinner)
Please pray for our Country and Our President (DAILY)
http://www.gnmagazine.org/issues/gn79/things-you-s...
FOR SOME GOOD READING! FIND OUT WHO, GOD IS!
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http://hannahauction.blogspot.com/ GET SET TO CRY!
There is more Joy in JESUS in 24 hours, Than there is in the World in 365 Days. I have tried them both.(ME TO)
R.A. Torrey.
Source(s): DA! BIBLE! - 1 decade ago
"The bible is an appalling book about an ugly, immoral deity"
What do you think makes God ugly and who are you to say what is immoral?
"who sets up a system under which humanity is guaranteed to fail"
We weren't guaranteed to fail in the beginning. It wasn't until Adam and Eve sinned that our will became corrupt.
- 1 decade ago
1Cor.2:14, 1Cor1:18.
You will continue to not see as long as you keep your eyes squeezed shut.
All that needs to be said.
you say scripture slinging is the lowest of lows? No, you are just what the bible says in those scriptures, not liking it wont change anything. Lie slinging is the lowest of lows.Titus 3:9 also speaks of you.
Praise God.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Probably "the attempt of an ancient and ignorant tribal people to make sense of suffering and death by fabricating an angry, violent, and vengeful deity"
Which testament?
Also, this is a funny one: Deuteronomy 23:1
- 1 decade ago
The Bible is true and many of your attacks against the Bible are false.
For example, the Bible never says that the sun orbit the earth.
The Bible is true and you are the troll.
Source(s): 40+ years following a Jewish Carpenter & studying His Book! - Anonymous1 decade ago
You're ignorant of the aspect of prophesy fortelling by the Prophets, which proves its divine authorship. Read Lee Strobel resources. An ex-atheist/agnostic but who, like many like him, actually studied the Bible's history and authenticity and claims and cluded it is the inerrent Words of God. But of course you have to also be unbiased and unbitter to do such a study right.
- ErikaLv 45 years ago
Copycat, constantly scouse borrow my innovations for questions? Lol, kidding1 i do no longer truly understand yet could desire to be in literature section if somebody asked the plot of Julius Caeser or Romeo Juliet or something, different than that I as quickly as spoke back on Dan it replaced into purely approximately double of what you wrote that day yet do no longer inquire from me to locate it, lol!
- 1 decade ago
Despite all your sickly comments and utter ignorance of the Sacred scripture it hardly makes it or the Bible any less Truthful.
- 1 decade ago
The bible is 100% accurate historically and scientifically. Unless you're saying Jesus is a Liar. Which he isn't, the bible says so.
Furthermore, the Biblical laws are timeless. Without it, we'd be lost to sin.
For example, one time I was confused whether or not it was morally accountable to mix two different garments together. I consulted the Bible, and its as clear as day.
Deuteronomy 22:11
11"(A)You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together.
as you can see, the Bible has all the answers to life problems.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I read the Dead Sea Scrolls. That did it for me. Even without reading them, the fact that it was covered up proves something.