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Ridiculous, funny cat names?
I'm looking for names for a cat. Names that a crazy old lady would name her cat or something just funny. Something that will make me laugh everytime someone has to say it.
Examples:
Tummysticks
Mr. Tiddybomboms
Winky Woozerton
Admiral Snuggles
30 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Haha I like Mr. Tiddybomboms. Lol, I'm still laughing. But Tiddy might be mistaken for titty(that's what it sounds like), not sure if you'll want that.
I think something ridiculously long would be funny, like Mr. Funny Wunny Snugglumpkin Pie or The Majestic Little Miss of the Royal Litter Box.
Of course you can't expect your cat to know it's full name, unless you really train it hard, but I'm sure it could be like a show horse and only have a nickname, like Bombom, or Snuggy or Little Miss.
Here's some others
Optimus Prime
Jellybean Pizza
If he or she's white: The Artifical Snowball(/snowflake/snowman)
The Ugliest Damn Cat I've Ever Seen(if you're mean and only want a laugh)
Carwash
HotDog the Mystical Raccoon
I dunno, just fool around and see what you can come up with.
Source(s): If anyone can help me out I'd really appreciate it! Thanks! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200812... - 6 years ago
Here is a few from our list that are funny (and punny)... Hope you like them!
Santa Claws (Now you too can believe Santa exists!)
Katie Purry
Felix Thunderpaws
Meowly Cyrus
Puma Thurman (Prrrrh!)
Snow Bite (A Disney inspired name for a White cat – Get it?)
Pawdrey Hepburn
Pursnikitty (Two names for the price of one)
Henry Hissinger
Hairy Potter (Some wizard names coming up…)
Ron Fleasley
Purrminone Granger
Jean Claw-ed Van Damm
Kitney Spears (Too much?)
Made-lion Albright
Mew Reed
Debbie Hairy (An oldie but Goldie –or Blondie?)
Diane Kitten
Leopardo DiCatrio
Daniel Day-Mew-is
Winston Fur-chill (A name with gravitas.)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Excellent question! I love unusual things and that includes cat names.
I think it would be hysterical to name a cat Mommy or Daddy. I picture it at the clinic, and the vet coming out and saying "Mommy?"
Hector Rodriguez. I think it would be funny for a cat to have a full name like that.
Or Mr. or Mrs. Something. But not Tiddybomboms, more real like Mrs. Smith or Mr. Johnson.
And Small Head. I once named a cat Small Head because that's what it had. Of course you'd probably use this name only for a cat with a small head, so it's somewhat useless.
- 1 decade ago
I have a friend actually, and she has crazy cats.. Their names were or her creation..
There is:
Fluto
Mousey
Snookiekinz
Charlye (like, charlie bit my finger!)
Jonnelle (but pronounced russian-like)
and there are others ;)
For funny names? I can think of a few:
Archie the Magical Rhino
Jimmy the Robot (was a name we actually used on a school pet)
Prince Humperdinck
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Bob
Alf Schnitzelburg
Mr. Nincompoop
Pedro Megatron
Sir Odd-Face
Bojangles
Frag Schnaggler
Schrodinger
or DOG
aha hope I helped! ♥
- 1 decade ago
HEHE... some of my cat's nicknames are:
Chuck Norris
Wesley Snipes
Duane Johnson (the rock lol)
kissypuss
sweetkisser
I'm crazy for my cats...it's an illness really! lol kidding some people think so tho!