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AC asked in PetsCats · 1 decade ago

Ridiculous, funny cat names?

I'm looking for names for a cat. Names that a crazy old lady would name her cat or something just funny. Something that will make me laugh everytime someone has to say it.

Examples:

Tummysticks

Mr. Tiddybomboms

Winky Woozerton

Admiral Snuggles

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Haha I like Mr. Tiddybomboms. Lol, I'm still laughing. But Tiddy might be mistaken for titty(that's what it sounds like), not sure if you'll want that.

    I think something ridiculously long would be funny, like Mr. Funny Wunny Snugglumpkin Pie or The Majestic Little Miss of the Royal Litter Box.

    Of course you can't expect your cat to know it's full name, unless you really train it hard, but I'm sure it could be like a show horse and only have a nickname, like Bombom, or Snuggy or Little Miss.

    Here's some others

    Optimus Prime

    Jellybean Pizza

    If he or she's white: The Artifical Snowball(/snowflake/snowman)

    The Ugliest Damn Cat I've Ever Seen(if you're mean and only want a laugh)

    Carwash

    HotDog the Mystical Raccoon

    I dunno, just fool around and see what you can come up with.

    Source(s): If anyone can help me out I'd really appreciate it! Thanks! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200812...
  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Funny Cat Names

  • 6 years ago

    Here is a few from our list that are funny (and punny)... Hope you like them!

    Santa Claws (Now you too can believe Santa exists!)

    Katie Purry

    Felix Thunderpaws

    Meowly Cyrus

    Puma Thurman (Prrrrh!)

    Snow Bite (A Disney inspired name for a White cat – Get it?)

    Pawdrey Hepburn

    Pursnikitty (Two names for the price of one)

    Henry Hissinger

    Hairy Potter (Some wizard names coming up…)

    Ron Fleasley

    Purrminone Granger

    Jean Claw-ed Van Damm

    Kitney Spears (Too much?)

    Made-lion Albright

    Mew Reed

    Debbie Hairy (An oldie but Goldie –or Blondie?)

    Diane Kitten

    Leopardo DiCatrio

    Daniel Day-Mew-is

    Winston Fur-chill (A name with gravitas.)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent question! I love unusual things and that includes cat names.

    I think it would be hysterical to name a cat Mommy or Daddy. I picture it at the clinic, and the vet coming out and saying "Mommy?"

    Hector Rodriguez. I think it would be funny for a cat to have a full name like that.

    Or Mr. or Mrs. Something. But not Tiddybomboms, more real like Mrs. Smith or Mr. Johnson.

    And Small Head. I once named a cat Small Head because that's what it had. Of course you'd probably use this name only for a cat with a small head, so it's somewhat useless.

  • 1 decade ago

    I have a friend actually, and she has crazy cats.. Their names were or her creation..

    There is:

    Fluto

    Mousey

    Snookiekinz

    Charlye (like, charlie bit my finger!)

    Jonnelle (but pronounced russian-like)

    and there are others ;)

    For funny names? I can think of a few:

    Archie the Magical Rhino

    Jimmy the Robot (was a name we actually used on a school pet)

    Prince Humperdinck

    Zaphod Beeblebrox

    Bob

    Alf Schnitzelburg

    Mr. Nincompoop

    Pedro Megatron

    Sir Odd-Face

    Bojangles

    Frag Schnaggler

    Schrodinger

    or DOG

    aha hope I helped! ♥

  • 1 decade ago

    Albert Feline-stein

    Mr. Fluffykins

  • Smeg
    Lv 6
    6 years ago

    Mr Impussible or Miss Purrfect., Furmidable

  • 8 years ago

    Meow Zedong

  • 1 decade ago

    Mr. Wiskerson

    Colonel Meowington

    Sergeant Hairball

    LOL

    =]

  • 1 decade ago

    HEHE... some of my cat's nicknames are:

    Chuck Norris

    Wesley Snipes

    Duane Johnson (the rock lol)

    kissypuss

    sweetkisser

    I'm crazy for my cats...it's an illness really! lol kidding some people think so tho!

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