Who is the strangest substitute teacher you have ever had?

LOL that's fricking funny

I had a teacher in high school for some elective, I can't remember which one, but she was unusually hyper ALL the time and really really weird. We never learned anything in her class because she was always gone and one time she organized a field trip for the class and we went to the dollar store... wtf? lol She also got in trouble for putting her hand down a girl's pants. that was a huge deal but to her it seemed normal she said that "the student was wearing white pants and it looked like she wasn't wearing any underwear so she was just checking" uh, weirdo!!

I had a substitute that kept shooting rubber bands and throwing paper airplanes at various people. Then he would stand behind a student and whisper things. When the kid turned around to see what was going on, the sub would turn around too. We were trying to watch a science video, but he was just so distracting! I remember him breaking out into dance when the credits rolled. It was very odd....but I guess he was just a happy person. Wow, and I just realized this was the same sub that came in pretending he could hardly talk. He had other students speaking for him. About half way through the class he admitted his voice was just fine.

Oh goodness, I'm going to have nightmares about her tonight. Anyways we had this one woman we called "The Crazy Cat Lady," I'm not sure what her real name was. Actually, I just had her this year for criminal justice. Anyways, she had this crazy cowboy jacket thing on it with strings hanging off of it and she told us weird stories about how she had like 40 something cats and one time she made something to eat and when and sat down at her table and there was cat poop, yes you heard me that's not a typo, and she scooped it off the table with her hand and then started eating without washing her hands. When she told us that I started gagging. She also told us she practiced witch craft and told one of the kids she was going to turn them into a frog. And finally, she told us to do our work and then someone started talking and she hissed at them like a cat.

Get this, she also had a mullet. Haha.

There is also another sub with a fake eye, but she's really nice.

Waaaayyyy back in high school, we had a sub who had more make-up troweled on her face than Tammy Faye Baker. And when she talked her face muscles didn't move. This was before Botox! She had dead-white makeup, bright red lipstick, black eyeliner, false eyelashes and pencil-thin eyebrows. She had to be in her 50's cuz she was telling us about her grandchildren! Reaaallly scary.

Oh, and a Marge Simpson beehive - only blonde.

In the 9th grade I had a substitute teacher that whenever a whole group of kids came near him he would start freaking out,he would start twitching out of control

Mr. Krager. God, he was so weird. He always carried around this little hiker backpack, and he had like, a grapefruit in it. One day he was subsituting for my Health class, and we were unfortunatly reading about the female reproductive organs. He started reading the chapter out loud, and then stopped in the middle of it and said, "You know...sometimes I just sit there and marvel at the wonders of the female reproductive system. It's just so amazing."

He said a lot of weird things. He was just a weird, weird little man.

His name was Mr. Fichell

He once took out his fake teeth (the one that old people use) to show the entire class

since then, my life has never been the same

Mr. Shown. Sounded like Mr. Garisson from South Park. He was strange, he would talk to the plants. o_o No joke. This was during 9th grade.

A really long time ago we had this sub. which was under 4"11 (really short) who we called the magical midget . She never taught us and she was really old and mean. All she would talk about is how our generation is going to destroy the world.

And this year we have some really weird teacher who is like 100 years old who only wears sweaters with hens on them and her leopard glasses.

hahah

And this one sub. in like 5th grade who used to talk, dress, and act like he was from colonial time for whatever reason...?

some other weird ones I can't remember....

a long long long time back when i was 8 years old, my class had this substitute, he was so cool, and he wanted to get us candy after lunch, so we went to lunch, and he left the campus to buy us candy but when lunch was over my class was waiting for him to come, so we were waiting for him in the school yard for almost an hour until he showed up, He almost got Fired for that

whoa, that was 9 years ago!