Help me choose an occupation to hide my secret identity?

Gynaecologist

The important thing is the Newspaper, it doesn't matter what job in the newspaper offices you take, as long as if you need to make cash, you can use your own exploits as a money maker (if you go freelance like Parker).

So, personally, if you don't have web power and a really fancy camera to affix to nearby places and catch yourself in the action (this has a lot of areas where it could go wrong, how will you get the villains to stand where you need them to be?)- I think the reporter is your best bet. You also have a decent excuse for running out to find your scoop just like if you do become a photographer.

Don't do the pornstar, even if this is your super power, you will constantly miss the decent scenes, by having to nip out and save someone using your "willy of doom" or whatever. Plus, you may find yourself forgetting your clothes and this could be embarrassing when saving children.

Good luck.

Proctologist

Janitor

Gardener.

Go Bruce Wayne and be a multi-millionaire!

That seems like the fun choice.

Herd tell of a guy who looked like a farmer but really he was a lover!

garbage man. Then you could change in the back of the truck.

Hide as a politician, nobody expects anything good from them.

Or you could do what I do, Executive Producer and Creative Consultant. Ok, maybe not.