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Jordan
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Jordan asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Wanna hear a funny Joke, lol!?

An old couple are sitting on Sunday in their church. While the preacher is talking, the old lady leans over to her husband and whispers "Honey, I just let out a long, silent fart, what should I do now?"

The old husband whispers back to her " Buy new batteries for your hearing aid."

If you don't get it, well, whatever, just get your two points, lol.

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  • Lily
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    I would've been so embarrassed.

    But the joke is not that funny; I'm sorry.

  • ☆zZaCc☆
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Funny but didnt make me LOL

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was a really funny joke!! 5/5.

  • .
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL. Hilarious

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! Awesome joke :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol. that was a really nice one

  • yorkie luver
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    aww, why the old lady have to be the one who farts? old men fart too!

  • ztyler123
    1 decade ago

    ha-ha.

    i get it now

    cuz her fart wasn't silent

    ha ha

  • ♫§ФúñÐ Ôf §ì£èñ¢è♫ (Яudra)
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    OMG!

    ROFL!!

    Thats one good joke i got to hear in long time.

    Rudra

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha i get thatt!

    and i get the 2 points too :)

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